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.:A Few Gears Loose by ~ALZP:iconALZP:

Categories Digital Art > Drawings > Miscellaneous

©2009 ~ALZP
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That about describes Hank. :/ A few doodles I worked on on and off between other projects. And now, a segment to describe these, left to right.

[Superzombiewerewolfvampiresanta]: I feel this is self-explanatory.

[Cerebral Bore]: Hank was messing with one of the bores of the Cerebral bore and now it seems he pissed it off. Yes, Cerebral Bores are exactly as painful as they sound.

[The Meltdown]: Seems a freak heat wave has hit Nevada. Hank, using his kickass improvising skills, decided to freeze a blanket to combat this. Meanwhile in the back Sanford, Deimos, and Eater-mon are at war over who gets the fridge. And I'm heat resistant. Also, it seems the bounty on Hank has doubled to 2 million. Were you aware he had a bounty on him? He most certainly does, for "distorting reality, felony evasion, public urination, and crime." Originally wanted for one mill.

[?]: I dunno, lol. Hank's scars are fun to draw. All 3(4) of them. He only would have four now, well, naturally (episode-wise). Revamped body. Same reason his jaw is back. Also apparently his boxers have pockets. That'd be pretty awesome. I'd fucking dare someone to steal my wallet. I don't feel bothered to draw ol' Hank in his boxers, probably cuz' I'm used to seeing them. Apparently a certain guy thinks it's cool to only wear boxers when staying at our house. It is not. I wouldn't be surprised if I suffered some mental trauma because of this. ._.

[Fucking...yeah]: Blood is fun.

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~xRobin Jul 9, 2009, 9:10:16 PM
Hurhur, bag of pain. c:
I geuss its what the kiddies want noadays or its just what weresanta decided to give the kiddies for Christmas...? D:

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Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Billy Mays. Before his foot even left the ground, Chuck was already on his first of three easy payments of $29.95.
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~ALZP Jul 9, 2009, 9:15:30 PM
He brings pain to everyone because of his giving nature, even if they don't want it. c: He also only speaks German. :3

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~God may love you; that won't stop Hank from killing you.
~"Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is an enemy action, and over 600 is clearly the work of an ancient Sumerian demon or some shit."
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~xRobin Jul 9, 2009, 9:23:22 PM
Really? Well then...

Lieber Santa, das einzige, was ich will zu Weihnachten ist ein riesiger Stein an meinem Kopf.
Mit Liebe, Robin~

=D Do you want a translation?

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Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Billy Mays. Before his foot even left the ground, Chuck was already on his first of three easy payments of $29.95.
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~ALZP Jul 9, 2009, 9:32:38 PM
Superzombiewerewolfvampiresanta: Denkst du dich, dieses Geschenk an thee zu erwerben gut gefüehlt zu haben?

lul lazy American best friend is Dictionary Translator. xD Though often times it tends to be...broken when it translates so you have to guess at it some times. :< Just gotta hope for the best. *shrugs* x3

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~God may love you; that won't stop Hank from killing you.
~"Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is an enemy action, and over 600 is clearly the work of an ancient Sumerian demon or some shit."
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~xRobin Jul 9, 2009, 9:45:35 PM
Basically I said 'All I want for Christmas is a giant rock delivered to my head'. XD

Hm, not too sure what gefüehlt is and I tried translate that word in a translater thing and it doesn't come up in english. And yeah, I first traslated it myself and I was like 'wut?' and the traslater on google basically says what I figure it was. XD
This is what I get: Do you have this gift to thee to buy gefüehlt good to have?

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Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Billy Mays. Before his foot even left the ground, Chuck was already on his first of three easy payments of $29.95.
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~ALZP Jul 9, 2009, 9:51:27 PM
I was hoping so. What I got was close to that. xD Dictionary even gives a nice little warning: "Please note:
The translator will not produce a perfect translation. In most cases it should adequately convey the general sense of the original; however, it is not a substitute for a competent human translator." That's pretty nice of them. c:

Neways, what I tried to translate was: "Do you think you have been well to earn this gift unto thee?" lul o well. I tried. c:

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~God may love you; that won't stop Hank from killing you.
~"Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is an enemy action, and over 600 is clearly the work of an ancient Sumerian demon or some shit."
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~dittomaster Jul 10, 2009, 3:26:23 AM
Awesome as. Looks really cool.

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:pokeball: Pokemon 4 eva :pokeball:
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~xRobin Jul 10, 2009, 5:30:26 AM
Honestly, I really do hate translating, not my favorite thing to do but I'm able to do it. XD

Nein, lieber Santa, glaube ich nicht, ich habe. Ich habe gewesen sehr sehr unartig Mädchen. :<

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Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Billy Mays. Before his foot even left the ground, Chuck was already on his first of three easy payments of $29.95.
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~Bitzor445 Jul 10, 2009, 8:49:02 AM
It'd be scary to be trapped in a fridge. : O

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If violence is not solving a problem, you just aren't using enough of it.
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